Boy: Why, baby?
Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story?
Boy: Hahaha. you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
Girl: Sounds perfect.
- Boy reads Dear John. -
- 15 minutes later. -
Boy: Hahaha. You always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I don't give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you, babe. I know I say 'I love you too' many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more and more for you. Thanks for listening, babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight, babe and sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.