#2 Smiling at someone who hates you just to piss them off even more.
#3 Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy... in fact it's every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
#4 We are just shy as you are about relationships.
#5 When guy's wait for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault. When girls wait for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault.
#6 "I'm okay."- A girl's biggest lie.
#7 When someone tells you that you're pretty, you'll believe it for a minute. But when someone tells you that you're ugly, you'll never forget it.
#8 Trying to say goodbye to someone and 15 minutes later... you're still talking!
#9 Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one.
#10 Women have twice as many pain receptors on their bodies than men. But a much higher pain tolerance.
#11 75%of women ask questions, even if they know the answers to them.
#12 "OMG, Ihate her."... "ME TOO!"= Instant best friends.
#13 When a girl is silent,she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.
#14 Girls on Periods- I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute. F*ck off. F*ck that. F*ck this.
#15 Sometimes, all a girl wants is for you to fight for her. Make her believe that you may want this relationship more than she does.
#16 I still care, that's the problem.
#17 Just because I don't start the conversation, doesn't mean I'm not dying to speak to you.
#18 I wish I could illegally download clothes.
#19 Girl's dictionary:
We need= I want.
We need to talk= You're in deep trouble.
#20 The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. F*ck spiders.
#21 You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
#22 I said I'm over you, but every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it's a text from you.
#23 I love someone who can make me laugh even when I'm in a very bad mood.
#24 Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you = Awesome.
#25 My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
#26 When you don't text back, girls think its because: 1. you're ignoring us 2. you are mad 3: you're annoyed
#27 I really don't even care how we met, I'm just glad we did.
#28 Women remember men with a deep voice more than those with high voice.
#29 A girl doesn't need to tell you how she feels, it is written in the way she behaves when you're around.
#30 Just because her face is pretty, it doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing.
#31 Hey Guys, always give honest answers when girls asking the question to you. Because they always ask the question which the answers they already know.
#32 If a girl choose you over sleep, YOU must be fucking special.
#33 I like texting people who actually text real convos, and not just"k,yup,yeah,I know,,cool,lol..."
#34 I'm too nice to people, and that's how I get hurt.
#35 When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten it.
#36 A girl's favorite song will tell you more about her feeling than her lips ever will.
#37 I'm far from perfect. I could have a flatter stomach, clearer skin, whiter teeth, better hair, etc. But atleast I don't have an ugly heart.
#38 When you really love someone... age, distance, height, and weight are just numbers.
#39 I'm not a toy, you can't just drop me when you get bored.
#40 Some women can't find a GOOD man because they're too busy looking for PERFECT man.
#41 I wonder if girls look at me * think, "I wish I was as pretty as her," because that's what I think when I look at everyone else.
#42 I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted.
#43 "Good morning, beautiful <3" Guys. that's all it takes.
#44 I hate feeling like I'm not good enough for the person I like.
#45 I want a boyfriend that loves me as I am, but somehow still inspires me to be a better person.
#46 I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought.
#47 Don't break a girl's heart because she'll probably write a bestselling album about you.
#48 Dear guys, getting a lot of girls isn't something you should be proud of. Keeping one is.
#49 She wants you to make the first move silly ;)
#50 Trying to cheer other people up, when you, yourself aren't even happy.
#51 Care too little, you'll lose them. Care too much, you'll get hurt.
#52 Your boyfriend should treat you like his princess not like his bitch.
#53 If you treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice.
#54 Girls think- We're not dating,but he's mine.
Guys think- We're not dating, so I can hit on any girl.
#55 That awkward moment when you have to get over someone who you never even dated.
#56 That moment when you can't sleep because you was overthinking of that one person.
#57 A girl, no matter how she denies it, she will always remember every detail, memories and moment you've left her.
#58 All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair and relationships!
#59 I hate seeing people go back to the same person who hurt them a million times.
#60 First date is awkward, first kiss is heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreak is unforgettable.
#61 I don't care who was "before" me, as long as I know there's nobody "during" me.
#62 We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason, but one thing for sure is that mistakes help us to find the right person.
#63 A strong girl is a someone who can cry themselves to sleep at night and wake up with a smile on their face.
#64 If I was 16 and pregnant I'd get ass beating not a TV show.
#65 That awkward moment when a family member asks if you have a boyfriend.
#66 Every girls needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again.
#67 I can tell somethings wrong just by the way you text me.
#68 Girls find out everything, I advise you to not lie to them.
#69 I'm not perfect and neither are you. So go check your mistakes before rating mine.
#70 I'm a lazy texter. Unless you're cute or I like You.