*Rollercoasters — they excite you, but only for a little while
*Advertisements — it’s hard to believe a word they say
*Boxes — they look so big but inside they’re empty
*Treasury bongs — they take so long to mature
*ATM Machines — there’s a limit to how much you can get out of them
*Bananas — they become less firm as they get older
*Weather — they are so unpredictable.
*Parking space — why are the good ones always taken first?
*Holidays — they never seem to be long enough..